Young Jeezy Drops Mediocre “All White Everything” (Listen & Download)

I find it hard to believe Young Jeezy, or Jeezy, or whatever he prefers to call himself now, actually read my in-depth defense of his rapping skills, but ever since I published the article he's mostly just released subpar tracks. Could Jeezy be releasing mediocre music just to spite me? No, but it's starting to feel that way, and the latest evidence is his new "Thug Motivation 103" single "All White Everything". There's nothing wrong with the Shawty Redd beat, it's your typical southern banger, and the concept's interesting, but about halfway through Jeezy runs out of steam and just starts saying nouns followed by the word "white".

Let's play a little game. I'll throw out some lines, some of which are real, some of which I've made up, and let's see if you can tell the difference. (Answer is at the bottom of the page.)

1) "White sinks, white towels, white rugs, white tiles, when I say white I mean whiter than the White House."
2) "White drinks, white food, white forks, white spoons, and for security I got a pair of white goons."
3) "White yard, white trees, white leaves, go and get my mail in a white pair of Spike Lees."

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Answer: I made #2 up, #1 and #3 are real. Don't front, you couldn't tell the difference. I could do that shit all day. More fake all white lines are welcome in the comments below.