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Is Kafani’s “Tipsy Texting” the Worst Song of the Year? (Listen & Download)

Posted by Nathan S. on 02/03/10 | Filed under Downloads

Kafani Bobby V Charlie Boy OJ da Juiceman Tipsy Texting
Believe me, I get a lot of mediocre and terrible music sent my way, and the vast majority of it gets the immediate delete treatment (hence the "Refined"). But every so often a song appears that's so bad, so excruciating, it transcends it's only atrocity and becomes a must listen. In that spirit I not at all proudly present "Tipsy Texting". As if the title wasn't enough indication, the track is ostensibly by Kafani and features - and I use the word "feature" loosely - Bobby V on the hook and...um....I guess I have to call them verses from Charlie Boy and OJ da Juiceman.

I think we can all agree that "LOL Smiley Face" was the worst song of 2009 (narrowly beating out Ron Browz "Gimme $20"), so it's only appropriate that "Tipsy Texting" is 2010's early front runner. Painful beat? Check. Non-sensical lyrics? Check. Ridiculous topic? Check and check. I'm not going to lie, it's going to be hard to knock "Tipsy Texting" off its number one spot this year.

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There's really no way you can understand how bad this track is without listening. Sorry.
Play Kafani ft. Bobby V, Charlie Boy & OJ da Juiceman - Tipsy Texting

Burmy
Burmy
My point exactly Nathan. Kafani shoulda learned from the flop that was "Fast (Like a Nascar)". Bobby V. needs to cut down on the commercial stuff and get to doing more soulful R&B like he does on much of his solo work.
Chalie Boy holds his city down (this verse is actually OK), but he shouldn't have signed with Jive (now his album will come out the same day as Detox)..
OJ da Juiceman-No comment (other than they misspelled "Juice" on the single cover-shows ya what professionalism means to them)

Posted on Feb 04, 2010
d-mac
d-mac
My ears are bleeding, thanks nathan.

Posted on Feb 04, 2010
Nathan S.
Nathan S.
Ha, that's incredible! I totally didn't see the mispelling. I'll be calling him OJ da "Jucieman" from here on out.

Posted on Feb 04, 2010
SonicSkillz
SonicSkillz
OUCH.

Posted on Feb 04, 2010
cashesklay408
cashesklay408
yeah thats pretty bad kinda reminds me of Lil Scrappys 'Cell Phone Watch' with a super lame concept for the song to begin with...Thats Sad Cuz Fast Like A Nascar Was The Knock...OC Da Juicy Man ..LOL

Posted on Feb 04, 2010
machead1
machead1
no.

Posted on Feb 05, 2010
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