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So, Exactly How Big Are Rihanna’s Breasts? An In-Depth InvestigationPosted by Nathan S. on 12/24/12 | Filed under Top Stories, MBOW, Rihanna
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Some people devote their lives to uncovering government corruption, or curing cancer, or making sure remote Amazonian villages have clean drinking water. Me, I spend 90% of my mental energy debating random rap shit and looking at booty/boobs. Speaking of which….
Yesterday Rihanna took to her Facebook and posted a slew of pics from a recent tropical vacation, including a not-really “topless” pic. Normally that would be cause for celebration, but most people I know actually responded the same way: “Huh, her breasts look really small there. Aren’t her breasts bigger than that?”
It’s a good question, and one I immediately devoted my energies to investigating, and what I uncovered was a strange phenomenon. Now, no one’s claiming Rihanna’s as thoroughly equipped as, say, Somaya Reece, but depending on the photo her breasts seem to range from essentially non-existent to plenty ample. You’d think the (alleged) nude photo would settle things, but oddly it just makes it more confusing. The same goes for the breast enlargement surgery rumors.
So what’s going on here? Are these fluctuations merely the natural result of different camera angles/poses? Is there some select Photoshop work going on? Seriously though, exactly how big are Rihanna’s breasts? Come on people, a cure for cancer can wait. These are the questions that truly matter.
For the record, yes, this is obviously a way to keep your eyeballs glued to RefinedHype. But this is also a topic I spent a solid hour debating with the homies last night, and as a general rule if it’s a good convo in person, RefinedHype Nation will dig it too. So of course feel free to submit further evidence in the comments below.1 2 3 4 5 6