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Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense: The Rick Ross “Rich Forever” EditionPosted by Nathan S. on 01/09/12 | Filed under Top Stories, Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense |
Rick Ross - Yella Diamonds
“Ain’t no water drippin’ out this super soaker, nigga / Go cash a check just like a dolphin, nigga.”
I remember just the other day I was at the bank and there was this dolphin in line in front me. That motherfucker took forever to cash his check because, you know, he had flippers and couldn’t fill out the deposit slip. Also, the teller was all, “You’re an aquatic mammal, I’m pretty sure you don’t have an account here.”
The lesson, as always? Dolphins are awesome at jumping out of the water and doing flips, fucking terrible at cashing checks.
(p.s. - This is one of the few lines when I can’t even guess what Ross was thinking. Maybe by “dolphin” he meant a player for the Miami Dolphins? That still doesn’t make any fucking sense, but at least it doesn’t sound like Ross ate a page of LSD.)
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