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Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense: The 2 Chainz “Based on a T.R.U. Story” EditionPosted by Nathan S. on 08/21/12 | Filed under Top Stories, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Humor, 2 Chainz |
"Extremely Blessed"
“Got a move that will break your leg, know what I’m talking about.”
You’re going to break her leg? Break her leg? As in fracture her fibula and/or tibia? Is that what you’re talking about, because I’m not sure what else you could possibly be talking about. Jesus, that’s just fucking violent.
Note to self: Start a line of Hallmark cards written by 2 Chainz.
Ex. “It’s Valentine’s Day, a day of love / the perfect time to send this wish to you / I’m sorry I broke your leg / but if it’s any consolation / you look really hot on crutches.”
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