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Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense: The 2 Chainz “Based on a T.R.U. Story” EditionPosted by Nathan S. on 08/21/12 | Filed under Top Stories, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Humor, 2 Chainz |
"Yuck"
“Known to act a donkey on the camel toe, then take the camel toe and turn it into casserole.”
I imagine this is what archeologists felt like when they first saw Egyptian heiroglyphics. You’re pretty sure all those symbols mean something, you’re just not sure what. Is that squiqqly line water? Or maybe it’s a corn field.
That’s exactly what I felt like when I first heard “Yuck”. I know that means something, or at least I assume it does, I just have no idea what. Ok, let’s take this one step at a time.
I’ll guess that “act a donkey” means something like “act a fool”, and, well, we all know what camel toe is. So Chainz acts crazy around pussy, alright, we’re getting somewhere.
And then…well…he turns the pussy into casserole? As in he….places the pussy in a baking dish, covers it with meats and assorted vegetables and then bakes it for 45 minutes at 350 degrees? Or he makes a mess of the pussy, like he was eating a casserole? If that’s the case it kinds makes sense, but it’s fucking gross. 2 Chainz is a famous rapper, you’d think he could get some non-casserole pussy.
This might, maybe, possibly, make a fraction of some fucking sense, but since I don’t read rap hieroglyphics, I’m lost.
(As long as we’re here, “She said she’s on her period, I said yuck” might just be the
mostsense Lil Wayne’s ever made.)
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