Yet More Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense

Mack Maine - Every Girl

“Kit Kat a midget if that ass soft, I break her off / I exchange V-cards with the retards.”

First, you do know you just said you’re into fucking midgets with soft asses, right Mack? I mean, if that’s your thing cool, I’m not gonna judge. I just wanna make sure you knew what the words that are coming out of your mouth meant.

Second, I guess this makes sense if Mack Maine literally does give out v-cards to various retards. I’m not sure why anyone would want to spend their time passing out business cards to retards though, unless you run some sort of retard casting agency. Doesn’t sound like a particularly lucrative business though….

Wait, what were talking about again? 

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