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Yet More Rap Lines That Make No F**king SensePosted by Nathan S. on 05/22/12 | Filed under Top Stories, Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Humor
Young Jeezy - Trap or Die
“Got diarrhea flow, how I shit on ni**as / Even when I’m constipated I still shit on ni**as.”
Ok, Jizzle…can I call you Jizzle? First and foremost, if you’ve got diarrhea and you’re constipated, I highly recommend seeing a doctor. Like now, I think you might have a serious digestive illness. I don’t want to alarm you, but that sounds like it could be malaria.
Second, and I’m not quite sure how to put this, but by definition if you’re shitting at all, let alone on ni**as, then you’re not constipated. Unless….maybe…you were shitting from your mouth like Cartman? Would that still count as constipation? There’s still shit leaving your body, but not via your asshole. Im’ not sure if constipation is asshole exclusive or not.
I’ve already said too much, let’s move on.