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From “Mercy” to “MC Hammer”, More Rap Lines That Make No F*cking SensePosted by Nathan S. on 06/16/12 | Filed under Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Humor |
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“Bring the freak out any girl, from a nun to a Christian.”
I don’t mean to question Mr. Flame’s theological expertise, but considering that, by definition, all nuns are Christians, bragging about fucking both nuns and Christians is like bragging about putting both ketchup and a tomato based condiment on your hamburger.
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