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Chris Brown Services the Community

This week the log of how Chris Brown spent his court-mandated 1400 hours of community service time, and the document makes for an oddly fascinating read. Some highlights:

* 79 hours spent washing police cars and fire trucks.

* 56 hours destroying old police files.

* 41 1/2 hours cleaning and organizing storage rooms, kitchens and other areas at police and fire stations.

* 41 hours tending stalls at the Richmond Police Department stables.

Wait, they made him spend the equivalent of almost two fulls days shoveling shit at a police horse stable? Man, the mere thought of that is hilarious. Was he wearing meggings while he cleaned? This might be the most secretly entertaining things I’ve read all week - awesomeness.