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Fails of the Week: Jenny McCarthy Gets Classy for Playboy, Snoop Gets Busted for Weed & MorePosted by Nathan S. on 06/29/12 | Filed under Features, Fails of the Week, Humor
Snoop Found With Weed in Norway, Again
Jesus fucking christ, how many times do I have to tell you famous rappers to stop carrying weed? It’s not that fucking complicated. If you’re rich, pay someone to carry all your weed. It’s a practice that’s been going on since the dawn of time, why stop now?
To rewind a little bit, Snoop Dog was detained in Norway this week for carrying 8 grams of marijuana (and, by the way, $38K in cash). Luckily Norway doesn’t particularly care about 8 grams of pot and Snoop only had to charge a fine, but still….you were carrying illegal drugs with you in an airport? A fucking airport!?!
You know what Snoop, give me a call. For $100K a year I’ll carry all your weed. I’ll make some easy money, you won’t go to jail, everyone wins.
(p.s. - As a bonus fail, E! News ran this video in its coverage of Snoop’s arrest…except the video was actually from a time a year ago when Snoop was in Norway and way late for an in-store appearance….because he was detained at the airport! That’s right, this was at least the second time he’s been stopped at the Norwegian airport. Seriously Snoop, hire me.)