Fails of the Week: Drizzy & Breezy Cook Up Lean Beef, More (Not) Nude Kim Kardashian Pics & More!Posted by Nathan S. on 06/16/12 | Filed under Top Stories, Fails of the Week, Humor
Drake & Chris Brown ('s Bodygyards) Fight!
In all fairness to the hype, a famous rapper actually fighting another famous rapper/singer would be a huge deal. Can you think of a time when two people as famous as Drake and Chris Brown actually fought? Actually? In all these “beefs”, the two principal actors never actually come within striking distance of each other.
So yes, the recent Drizzy vs. Breezy brawl would be a legitimately big deal, if it actually went down. Now I wasn’t there, but do you really think that, with bodyguards and entourages, that two superstars would be legitimately throwing down? Nope, and we’ve got the photo evidence to prove it.
Here’s what it looks like if you were actually in the middle that shit:
And here’s what it looks like if you were behind the dude who was actually in the middle of that shit.
Once again, here’s what it looks like if you were in the brawl:
Here’s what it looks like if you were on the periphery of the brawl:
Drake throws the first punch, yet there’s not a scratch on him, while random white chick bystanders are walking away fucked up? I don’t know what happened that night, but I do know what didn’t happen - Chris Brown and Drake actually fighting each other.
So yeah, all those headlines that read “Drake and Chris Brown Fight in Club!”? They should read “Chris Brown and Drake In The Same Room As Fight, Leave Quickly!!”