Fails of The Week: Brown & Rihanna “Reunite”, Nicki & Mariah “Beef” & More

Posted by Nathan S. on 10/05/12 | Filed under Fails of the Week, Humor

Reunited And It Feels So Good....

I’m sorry, but I had to break my Chris Brown and Rihanna boycott just to point out that…I MOTHERFUCKING CALLED THIS SHIT 8 MONTHS AGO. To quote myself:

“That same week the two will be spotted having dinner together, and a few weeks after that they’ll announce they’re back together. Right around that time the interwebs will fucking explode. You won’t be able to look at an urban music site without some article about why Rihanna and Brown shouldn’t be together, or they should. Everyone will be forced to have an opinion, and they will shout that opinion in every forum possible.”

Well guess what happened this week? The two were spotted together, now they’re back together, and the interwebs are exploding. Granted, I didn’t see Brown actually making a fucking promo video about his “decision” to get back with Rihanna, but I was on some straight up Nostradamus shit about the rest. Not gonna lie, feeling pretty good about myself right now.

Don’t worry though, after this post the boycott of Brown and Rihanna’s relationship/media juggernaut will be back on. Just had to give myself a round of applause.