"Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense" is back for 2012 suckas, and to kick things off for the new year I'm digging into Rick Ross' brand new "Rich Forever" mixtape. For the record, Ross is always tricky because he says a lot of shit that's crazy/hilarious ("Phone ringin, gotta be the Mexicans") but still technically make sense...in a weird Bawse way.
Today is a glorious day! Or at least it is if you're a rap blogger who's devoted an unhealthy portion of his life to hunting down "Rap Lines That Make No Fucking Sense". (Quick pause - if you have no idea what I'm talking about get caught up here.) Man this has been a long time coming. Allow me to explain....
I know RefinedHype Nation would prefer if I wrote a new "Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense" column everyday, but I refuse to rush until I've got a collection of lyrical rap goodness worthy of the "No Fucking Sense" tradition. So enjoy the last column of 2011 - my hopes are high for 2012. See more...
With every day that passes it looks more and more like my enduring contribution to western civilization will be "Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense'. And you know what? I'm fine with that. You're welcome humanity. So enjoy - for some reason there was a weird amount of sex with horses references in this one. Frankly, anything more than zero sex with horses references is too many.
RefinedHype's most popular series, "Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense" is back, and you know what that means, right? Yep, I just spend the last three hours of my life closely reading Young Jeezy lyrics. I deserve a medal for this shit.
Yes, I get it. You're mad that's it's been so long since I've posted a new edition of RefinedHype's most popular series, "Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense". My bad. But instead of focusing on the past let's focus on the future. And by "future" I mean making fun of rappers.
As I was listening to "Carter IV" yesterday for my mothership review I was keeping a careful tally of "Rap Lines That Make No Fucking Sense", but I'll be damned if the good folks over at The Smoking Section didn't beat me to it. And since they already killed it, I have no choice but to bestow honorary "No Fucking Sense" status upon them and direct you to their fine work. See more...
Man, I was sitting on some of these "Rap Lines That Make No Fucking Sense" for way too long. My apologies, I didn't mean to be such a hoarder of rap nonsense. Enjoy the latest edition and, as always, feel free hit me up with new submissions (@refinedhype). And remember, these aren't just rap lines that are bad, they have to be logically flawed. Got it? Good, let's go. See more...
Unlike our last Dipset only edition, I don't have any special theme of concept for this Rap Lines That Make No Fucking Sense. But I know y'all start shaking like fiends if I don't write a new one every week or two, so in the interest of keeping RefinedHype Nation from going through withdrawals, here y'all go. You're welcome.
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