
Thank sweet baby jesus. After I nearly shed tears listening to Diddy besmirch
The-Dream's nearly flawless musical record with the painful "
Champagne" (which, like "Rocky 5", I'm officially pretending never happened), today Terius Youngdell Nash dropped the baby-maker of the year with "
Sex Intelligent". At almost/only six minutes long, I hope for your sake that this won't entirely fulfill your need for bedroom music, but goddamn if the slowly pounding "Sex Intelligent" won't result in a bump in the population in nine months. I mean, he even makes a Taliban reference sound sexy.
Shades of T-Pain's secretly genius "
Long Lap Dance Song"? I say yes. And since I pointed it out on the latest Drake leak, I have to mention that we've now got approximately a third of Dream's upcoming (hopefully) next classic album "Love King": "Sex Intelligent", "Champagne", "
Make-Up Bag", "
Love King (Remix)" and "
Love King". Does that sound like a classic album to you? I'm nervous.
Download "Sex Intelligent" via UserShare
Download "Sex Intelligent" via MediaFire
Test your sex IQ right now and listen below.
Play The-Dream - Sex Intelligent
You do not have flash installed