The-Dream Gets “Sex Intelligent” on New Baby Maker (Listen & Download)

Thank sweet baby jesus. After I nearly shed tears listening to Diddy besmirch The-Dream's nearly flawless musical record with the painful "Champagne" (which, like "Rocky 5", I'm officially pretending never happened), today Terius Youngdell Nash dropped the baby-maker of the year with "Sex Intelligent". At almost/only six minutes long, I hope for your sake that this won't entirely fulfill your need for bedroom music, but goddamn if the slowly pounding "Sex Intelligent" won't result in a bump in the population in nine months. I mean, he even makes a Taliban reference sound sexy.

Shades of T-Pain's secretly genius "Long Lap Dance Song"? I say yes. And since I pointed it out on the latest Drake leak, I have to mention that we've now got approximately a third of Dream's upcoming (hopefully) next classic album "Love King": "Sex Intelligent", "Champagne", "Make-Up Bag", "Love King (Remix)" and "Love King". Does that sound like a classic album to you? I'm nervous.

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