
As both a writer and a hip-hop lover I post tracks for one of two reasons: they're dope, and/or they provide me with material to write about. Consider this new
T-Wayne (T-Pain x Lil Wayne) track "
Hoes & Ladies" much more the latter than the former. Lord knows it's not changing anyone's live, but there's just too much goodness here not to crack it open.O let's do it....
T-Pain's Career: Jay didn't kill auto-tune or T-Pain's career, but he sure as hell dampened it. Auto-tune has largely disappeared from the radio (replaced with equally annoying crap) and Pain's impact and power are a fraction of what they were even two years ago. That makes him one of the 25 most popular artists in the game as opposed to one of the 5 most popular, but still.
T-Pain's "Rhymes": As Dave Chappelle so accurately pointed out, every rapper wishes they were a comedian, but almost none of them are actually funny. Not T-Pain. From "
On a Boat" to his auto-tuned
Obama speeches, the man is legitimately hilarious. I can't front, I laughed out loud more than once on this one (I haven't hear and itty bitty titty committee reference since middle school).
Lil Wayne: Weezy's first T-Pain guest verse since being release from prison!!!! Let's all lose out minds!!!!! Seriously though, if you ever tell a girl that you're going to "make her pussy hole cry" and she doesn't either laugh in your face or slap you, watch out. She has multiple STDs.
Smoke: I almost wet myself when that new
Field Mob track emerged, and then nothing for months until this hook. Come on guys, get back together.
For those who care, this is off "Prevolver", a warm-up mixtape "coming soon" to try to get people to give a poop about Pain's repeatedly delayed "Revolver" album.
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"All my ladies say ho, all my hos say ladies!"