Rihanna & J. Cole Practice Some “S&M (Remix)” (Listen & Download)

(Or I could have posted a pic of J. Cole. Any complaints? I thought not.)

After beginning her career as a bubbly pop princess, Rihanna has spent the last couple years holding a one-way ticket to Slutty McSlutsville. Maybe she's just taking a page out of the Madonna provocative playbook, but either way there's no denying she's getting dirtier by the minute. Now seemingly bored with even the minor indirectness of "Rude Boy", RiRi's just flat out proclaiming her love of "S&M" - and as long as she's at it, she's getting J. Cole involved for the remix.

The result? Eh. Cole may be many things, but I just don't think he's got the sexy/dirty rapper guy in him - Luda he's not - and despite the track's obvious cry for attention, it's really that same disposable pop/house we've been flooded with lately. Still, I've enjoyed writing about Rihanna and sex, so there's that. Be sure to keep an ear our for Rihanna's next single, "Stick It In My Pussy Hole".

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Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt.