Rick Ross Jumps on Rihanna for “Rude Boy (Remix)” (Listen & Download)

I know, I know. Just when you this song was starting to get out of your head. Well too bad. Thanks to a remix featuring two new verses from Beard Game Proper alumnus Ricky Ross you'll now be humming Rihanna's smash single "Rude Boy" for at least another two months. Won't you join me for a quick breakdown?

The Refined Take:

1) Yes, the sexual reference in the headline was on purpose, and I'm pretty sure that if Ross and Rihanna actually did have sex she'd suffocate on his man titties as soon as he climbed on top of her. Enjoying that mental image? You're welcome.

2) Side note: does that chick who says "Maybach music" at the beginning of every Rick Ross song get paid royalties? I hope for her sake she didn't just record that for free, cause if so she's chillin on a tropical island somewhere.

3) It's not every day you get to hear a rapper compare himself to Bounty paper towels, but that day is today. Hey, when you're the quicker picker upper you might as well brag about it. On the real though, I've got nothing against Ross' work on this; entertaining additions to an entertaining songs.

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To hear Officer Ricky get rude right now, check out the track below.