Things haven't exactly been going well for Deron Williams on the court since he forced a trade from Utah to the New Jersey soon to be Brooklyn Nets (it's hard to argue with last place in the division) but here's why Williams wanted to get the fuck out of Salt Lake City. You know what doesn't go down in Utah? Bad ass shit like Red Bull flying you to an NBA season kick off party in a helicopter, then switching to a Military Extreme Vehicle (MXT) because of high winds.
If the Nets can land Dwight Howard and turn things around in the wins column life for Mr. Williams will be very sweet indeed.
p.s. - Yes, that is indeed a new Jim Jones track, "My Wings", playing in the background. Ballin!
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