I have to admit I was a bit disappointed with the "N*ggas In Paris" music video. Don't get me wrong, the video looks great but it's not what I expected. We've all seen countless video footage from Jay-Z and Kanye West's "Watch The Throne" tour so for them to give us this seizure-inducing concert footage for their most talked about "Watch The Throne" track is a big letdown.
0:02 – Oh great, it looks like Kanye wants to harm our eyeballs again. Mines are still recovering from the “All Of The Lights” video.
0:14 – If the “N*ggas In Paris” video is nothing but trippy looking concert footage I’m going to be pissed thee hell off. This song is way too epic for that.
0:20 – Are they even in Paris? Probably not.
0:38 – This effect looks cool and all, but it’s the equivalent of having your eyes crossed during the entire “Watch The Throne” show.
1:09 – Sexy women dancing at a concert, quite creative.
1:13 – This video is crystal clear though in HD. I feel like Jay-Z is just sitting in my laptop.
1:42 – This sh*t cray and not in a good way.
2:00 – Illuminati symbols! Exciting!
2:11 – A lion in the “N*ggas In Paris” video, that is exactly what I expected for this music video…a damn lion.
2:23 – Alright, maybe we’ll get a Mary Kate and Ashley cameo…
2:27 – Nope, just the lion. Or maybe the lion is somehow symbolic of Mary Kate and Ashley. Actually, I bet the lion represents the popular 90’s sitcom “Full House.” Yep, that’s exactly what it is.
2:42 – I really had my hopes set on a Will Ferrell appearance in this video. I’m quite disappointed right now.
2:44 – Oh wait, there he is!!! I was expecting more than just a clip from “Blades Of Glory” though.
2:49 – What kind of camera are they using? This is amazing. I just touched Kanye on my computer screen.
3:04 – Illuminati headquarters…
4:01 – I swear I thought Kanye said “Waka Fella Records.”