The Halftime Show Starts Early Thanks To Madonna & Friends “Give Me All Your Luvn” (Video Breakdown)

Nicki Minaj, M.I.A., and Madonna in a music video together? If there ever were a time for a video breakdown it's definitely now. Despite featuring two rappers, "Give Me All Your Luvn" consists of what feels like about 8-milliseconds of actual rapping but with Nicki Minaj's recent streak of God-awful lyricism I'm not complaining.



0:11 – “Luv” is that similar to “love?” Sorry I don’t speak Tween, Madonna.

0:16 – Are those Adidas logo’s on Nicki Minaj’s boobs?

0:18 – Also, are those female Jabbawockee’s they’re dancing on top of?

0:30 – This is the most frilly and girly I’ve ever seen M.I.A. It’s kinda disturbing.

0:35 – Also disturbing, the fact that Madonna still looks like she’s in her twenty’s.

0:47 – It looks like they’re covering up golden pee puddles.

1:06 – Okay this walking on the side of a wall with the assistance of a group of football players is pretty dope.

1:20 – I really hope Adidas doesn’t try to sell this Nicki Minaj getup.

1:32 – Do Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. even rap on this song or are they just glorified backup dancers/cheerleaders?

1:41 – I keep expecting that rapping cat from the Paula Abdul video to pop up.

1:46 – Wow Madonna, let’s pass on the whole breast-feeding a doll part.

2:19 – Was that M.I.A. in a Marilyn Monroe-esque, blonde wig just now? I’m kinda creeped out by that.

2:22 – Yea, about you being Roman. You should probably pass on that.

2:27 – Was that Ciroc?

2:48 – M.I.A. is so random on this song, but I’m feeling her miniature verse much more than Nicki’s. And honestly at this point I think I’d prefer a Britney Spears verse over a Nicki Minaj verse.

3:11 – I know these football players are tired of dealing with this chick.

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