Quick Hit: Kendrick Perkins Just Happy Blake Griffin Didn’t Mozgov Him Last Night (Video)

Blake Griffin isn't the best dunker of all time, but he is the most vicious. He's like a linebacker with a vertical - one of these days he might literally paralyze a defender foolishly trying to block his dunk. So while yes, Blake Griffin stole Kendrick Perkins manhood last night, Perkins can take solace in the fact that it could have been worse.

He could be in a wheelchair this morning or, even worse, had Griffin rub his nuts in his face a la Mozgov.