Fails of the Week: Tranny Brawls, Tyreke Evans’ Last-Second Fail & More Posted by Nathan S. on 03/01/13 | Filed under Fails of the Week, Humor, Fails

The dictionary defines "Schadenfreude" as pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. In that case, we're about to get Schadenfreude like a motherfucker up in this bitch.

For the latest edition of "Fails of the Week" (aka your favorite running column that doesn't involve random hot girls) I tackle tranny beef, the rise of B. Martin, Tyreke Evans' epic last second fail and more.

Enjoy...

When Trannys Attack


I usually ignore this kind of material and let WSHH have at it, but...holy sweet baby jesus. A brawl at a tranny fashion show involving thrown furniture, a hammer, a stun gun and more? The ignorant part of my brain just couldn't resist.

And for the record, holy sweet baby jesus, I want ol' girl (girl?) to be my bodyguard now. She picked up that table like it was a Twinkie, I don't think even Lance Armstrong has this many steroids in his system.

It's a Good Thing He Was White


Come on, this video is just a little too perfect, right? I know even major news channels have picked up on it, but in 2013 you can't trust anything that goes "viral" like this, especially the ending scene. Really? At the 0:30 mark, he could really get into an elevator with the kid, instead of just waiting for the next elevator.

Still...this shit's hilarious.

Auto-tune is Apparently Alive & Well at SUNY


For the record, I've got no problem with white boy pursuing his rap dreams, or doing a song for his school. You gotta seize on every opportunity you're given. My problem is that B. Martin is fucking wack. I award "SUNY Anthem" zero points and may God have mercy on his soul.

Dwyane Wade Owns Tyreke Evans' Soul


I don't love Wade, but I love him for this. Seriously, I don't know if anyone's ever been embarrassed on the court more than Wade embarassed Tyreke Evans. Hey Tyreke, if you're doing to be a dick and go for point in the last seconds of a loss, at least don't blow the lay-up.

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