Fails of the Week: Trina’s Vagina & Ja Rule’s Incredibly Bad New Track

Schadenfreude is a psychological terms used to describe someone who takes pleasure in the failure of others (aka haters), and while I certainly didn't derive any enjoyment from some of the epic f**k ups below, they were too egregious not to be called out. In the latest of an ongoing series that will include the best...or worst...fails of the week from the world of hip-hop, sports, pop culture and beyond, I examine Trina's vagina, the dangers of breakdancing, Ja Rule's incredibly terrible comeback attempt and more...

Trina's Vagina NSFW

Sweet baby Jesus. You'd think after Cassie/Rinanna/Greg Oden/etc. these celebrities would learn not to take naked pictures on themselves on their cell phones, but Trina's become the latest to fall victim to her inexplicable need to store highly personal information on something that can be easily lost or stolen. Not only do the pictures include a close-up of her vagina (why she needed a cell phone pic of her special place is beyond me) but some frankly just weird flicks of her washing her face and some sort of skin rash. Listen people, it's really not that hard. Don't...take...pics you don't want anyone to see...on...your phone.

Criminal Breakdancing

According to police reports, a teenager in the small upstate New York town of Elma showed up to a house party and, despite several attempt by the homeowner to get him to stop, insisted on breakdancing on the home's wooden floor. Drunken, and I'm guessing not a very good breakdancer when sober, the teen's diamond studded belt buckle caused thousands of dollars in damage to the floor and he is now being charged with felony vandalism. The lesson, as always? If you're going to get hammered and breakdance, leave the diamond belt at home.

Awesome Beard Guy Tasered

Video of awesome beard guy (aka the old white dude who whooped this guy in last week's episode) being tasered by Oakland police at an A's game has recently surfaced and...I don't really know what to say. Who is this man? Is he even human? How do I like on the same planet and this dude?

Ja Rule "Incredible"

When I heard a new Ja Rule song has leaked I expected it to be bad, but not even a swift kick in the nether regions could have prepared me for how atrocious "Incredible" is. I mean, I know Rule's career is over, but when did he turn into a tone deaf asthmatic? It's so bad it's almost a self-parody. And by "featuring" R. Kelly he mans he's "singing" over an R. Kelly track, kind of like how my drunken karoake performance of "Livin on a Prayer" the other night "featured" Bon Jovi.