Fails of the Week: Jeezy Jizzles, Tiger Woods F-Bombs & Much More!

Schadenfreude is a psychological terms used to describe someone who takes pleasure in the failure of others (aka haters), and while I certainly didn't derive any enjoyment from some of the epic f**k ups below, they were too egregious not to be called out. In the latest of an ongoing series that will include the best...or worst...fails of the week from the world of hip-hop, sports, pop culture and beyond, I examine the So Icy Squad's short bus riding, Tiger Wood's f-bomb spree, Jeezy's jizzling ways and much more...

Shawt Bus Shawty

It's not a failed video, it's a hilarious video about failed rappers. I actually wouldn't be surprised if "Hit the club still eatin' a bananana" was a line from an actual OJ da Juiceman song. Brrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tiger (F) Bombs at the British Open

Thanks to some leaked text messages we already now Tiger Woods has a propensity for swearing - "You are my f**king whore, hold you down while I choke you" anyone? - but thanks to missed putt during the British Open we finally got to hear El Tigre in action as he let loose a profanity laced tirade that was picked up by ABC's mics. Here's the transcript: "Come on! F*ck! Why the f*ck did I do that? This f*ckin wind! F*ck! F*ck, f*ck, f*ck! Actually, I don't blame Tiger for this at all. If I was a pro athlete they'd catch me swearing constantly. I find the announcers reaction far more amusing. How does Scott van Pelt choose to handle the internationally broadcast f-bomb blitzkrieg? With a "Tiger...he is runnin hot." Nicely done Scott. Nicely done.

How Not to Make a Wedding Video

This dude's relationship "advice" is nauseatingly cliched. "Just remember you need two things, you need to understand each other, cause you're two human beings coming together for one relationship, and ummm...." Thanks for the advice guy who's clearly never had a functional adult relationship. Oh, yeah - plus this lady pukes all over herself in the background. There's also that.

Jeezy Jizzles All Over Himself

I had the following exchange in the comments section of the mothership this week in regards to Grown Man Jeezy's new single "Jizzle". After I pointed out that perhaps the title "Jizzle" was, um, let's go with questionable, nevermind the fact that Jeezy was referring to himself as "Jizzle", another user accused me of hating and argues that there was "Nothin wrong with Callin Jeezy 'Jizzle' ". Um, actually, yes there is. Unless you're Ron Jeremy, as a general rule it's not a good idea to insert the work "Jizz" into any of your nicknames. Do I really have to spell it out further? Anyway, those interested can listen to the track below, and download here if they're dying to get some jizzle in their ears.

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