Crazy Pills: Drunken Mariah, Classic Richard Pryor and a McDonald’s Riot (Video)

I've got no real rhyme or reason to post any of these videos, other than I randomly came across them, thought they were hilarious, and thought I'd share them with a few thousand of my closest friends (that'd be y'all). So from a heavily intoxicated speech from Mariah Carey to video of a one-woman riot at a McDonald's after they screwed up her burger, set aside ten minutes of your day and enjoy these crazy pills.

Mariah Carey Hammered at Awards Show

Yeah, so Mimi was more than a little tipsy last night when she accepted an award for her role in "Precious" at the Palm Springs Film Festival. Here's an actual transcript of the conversation - and I use that word lightly - that went down between Mariah and the host:
Host: "[This award is] for you Mariah, kitten."
Mariah: "I don't think they understand the kitten...and cotton...thing."
Host: "I don't think we do."
Mariah: (Laughs) "No, we don't...I love you."

Classic, I loved every second.

One Woman Riot at McDonald's

This chick was so angry that McDonald's screwed up her burger that she threw a fit, throwing around some cash registers and causing several thousand of dollars in damage. You know what the best part of this video actually is? The three terrified young white kids who stare at her the whole time like she's an angry dragon.

The Original First Black President

On Davey D's radio show comedian Paul Mooney (who most young folks probably know as Negrodamus from "The Chapelle Show") reflected on a skit he did with Richard Pryor 30 years ago that predicted Barack Obama's presidency to an almost scary degree. Turns out Mooney really does have prophetic powers.