Christian Rap Group Warns Against Sinful “Front Hugs” (Video)

Hugs, one of the most dangerous practices known to man. After all, every time you hug your genitalia's pretty much lined up with the other person's. I mean come on, your practically f**king. Luckily one Christian rap group has set out to eliminate this sinful practice, offering an appropriate alternative called the "Christian Side Hug". Is this the worst hip-hop song of all time? I don't know, it's giving Joey Lawrence a run for his money.



The Refined Take:

1) No front hugs, got it. Just so we're clear, anal's still cool, right?

2) The "Christian Side Hug" dance seems to be some weird hybrid of "Crank Dat" and that revving a motorcycle move that was big for a little while, plus a lot of "Jump Around"-esque jumping. I think it's safe to say I won't be seeing this in the clubs anytime soon, thank Jesus.

3) You know what the craziest part about this video is? Although he looks absolutely absurd, the frontman's not that bad of a rapper. I've definitely heard a lot worse on the radio. Lyrically I missed out on about half the Biblical references, but his flow's decent. I'd love to see him on the next Plies track. Let's make this happen.

4) Now that I think about it, I don't know if a side hug is any better. First, isn't a dog humping your leg basically a side hug? Seems like there's just more to hump when you go side style. Second, it really frees up your hands to do some roaming. By my estimates "accidental" boob touching would increase at least 40% with a side hug.

5) So I'm assuming this means that they weren't fans of R. Kelly's new track "Pregnant"?