That joke in the headline will never get old. Anyway, with Kanye's boycott depriving hip-hop nation of its Friday dose of way too many guest features on one track, Chris Brown steps up and delivers a remix to his quasi-comeback hit "Deuces" featuring Drake, the aforementioned Yeezy, T.I., Fabolous and Andre 3000. Ready? Here we go:
Drake: On his r&b mixtape ish. It's ok, whatever, more importantly: What song is that I'll fuck you right I will, I'll fuck you right I will" a reference to? God it's driving me crazy, it's on the tip of my brain. Someone help me out.
T.I.: Nice verse if not incredibly impressive, the man's delivery is always on point. He was probably high as fuck when he wrote it though, so I can't be too judgemental.
Kanye: "You should have a travel agent, cause you a trip / you should make your own toilet tissue, since you the shit." Really Kanye? Really? Did the ghostwriter who does all your punchlines go on vacation? Just kidding, but that's still terrible. Shots fired at Amber though.
Fabolous: Loso's flow was made for a track like this, even if he does rhyme "ish" with "ish" about seven times. It'd easily be my favorite verse if it wasn't for....
Andre 3000: ...3 Stacks bitches! Is it just me or do his vocals sound a little off, like they weren't mixed properly. Anyway, his lyricism is still 3000 miles ahead of anyone else's. At the same time, what is up with Andre? Why doesn't he only come out to do guest verses on questionably songs. From "Walk it Out" to "Deuces" it's way past a trend now.