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In Today’s Edition Of When Will Canibus Stop Failing: The Fake Notepad ApologyPosted by Danielle Harling on 06/13/12 | Filed under QuickHits, Canibus
By now I'm sure we've all heard about the tragedy that was Canibus awkwardly pulling out a notepad during a battle with Dizaster over the weekend. And now an apology claiming to be from Canibus has hit the net. The letter is too hilarious to be real, but it's yet another low blow for the once admired rapper. Here's a portion of the "apology." To check it out in its entirety head over to Tumblr.
"Recently, I had an incident that caused an atomic-like reaction on to the world wide web. I stepped into a lyrical battlefield to face a challenger who was worthy of my best, yet, could not receive the best of what The Ripper could present due to complicated circumstances. Unfortunately, Rippers, I could not be at my best and my explanation for this is something only someone with a proper attached device in their mechanism can comprehend.
A few days before the KOTD Vendetta event, I was abducted by human blood sucking leeches who did not make their identity known, but I assume were agents of the dark world. While in my vehicle ready to pay for a toll, a helicopter attached with a satellite device that promotes fear flew directly over me. Upon being aware of what was happening I decided to escape on foot and flee from this radioactive device that can cause mental and emotional harm to any man- Even a man who possesses the brain waves of a complicated degree such as myself."
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, Canibus and his notepad or the number of credible sites that think this is a real apology.
See Also: Can Someone Please Teach Canibus How To Release A Proper Apology Video to J. Cole?