“God, Forgives, I Don’t”? Here’s Some Better Titles for Rick Ross’ New Album

Earlier this week Miami rapper Rick Ross revealed the title of his upcoming album, "God Forgives, I Don’t", to Power 105’s The Breakfast Club and left the Hip Hop nation wondering “why’s he so damn angry?” "God Forgives, I Don’t"? Really Ross? Is it that serious? What happened to forgive and forget? Is that against the Hip-Hop Constitution or something? Since we’re a little skeptical about Ross’ choice for his album we’ve come up with a few album titles of our own.

"Fly, Fat And Fabulous"
Yea, making fun of Rick Ross’ rotund shape is an easy jab but it’s just so darn funny. Although we do have to admit that "Fly, Fat And Fabulous" sounds more like the name of a Weight Watchers plan than an album title.

"Officer Ricky"
It’s about time Rick Ross embraced this clever nickname gifted to him by fellow rapper and frenemy 50 Cent.

The Real Ricky Ross
Now that former drug dealer Freeway Ricky Ross has lost the battle against rapper Rick Ross over the name “Rick Ross,” the final blow would be Ross naming his new album "The Real Ricky Ross". Wow, that was really way too many “Ross'” for one sentence.

William Leonard Roberts II, Musings Of A Gentleman
For those of you thinking who the hell William Leonard Roberts II is it’s actually Rick Ross’ legal name (according to Wikipedia). Since "God Forgives, I Don’t" is a bit on the aggressive side we figured we’d go for an album title that’s softer than the Charmin bears.