B.o.B. Promises Those Other Chicks Got “Nothin on You” (Video)

After years of brewing beneath the surface, mutli-talented ATLien B.o.B. has finally broken through to the mainstream thanks to his super catchy new single "Nothin on You", a hit that he's not followed with an entertaining, visually interesting new video that...well...let's just say paper cuts during sex will be a major concern.



The Refined Take:

1) I bet B.o.B. saw Johnny Polygon's "Riot Song" drop a couple weeks ago and was like, "motherfu**ker, he did the paper cut out video thing before me." Actually, he probably didn't think that at all, but it's entertaining to believe he did, so I'm going with it.

2) Looks like B.o.B. learned from Wale's "Pretty Girls" fiasco and made sure he has as many different kinds of women in this video as possible, which frankly only makes sense from a mass appeal point. You want women to watch this video and imagine that B.o.B.'s singing to them, which is hard when all the models they're looking at are 110 pounds.

3) Is there anything better than a beautiful girl riding a bike in a skirt? For some reason that drives me crazy every time.

4) If this video had come out before the Tiger Woods fiasco maybe we could have avoided this entire mess. Ah, probably not. He would have just played while he has an orgy with some Vegas strippers.

5) I frankly can't envision a scenario in which this is possible, but if you don't already have "Nothing on You" you can download it, along with some other fresh tracks, on B.o.B.'s "May 25th" mixtape here.