Right off the bat, if you're not deep into some serious Rap Nerdery you're probably not going to get this post, nor particularly care. But if you are...
Over the last 48 hours (murder) I've got a steady stream of emails and tweets from my underground hip-hop head brethren freaking out about this new Aesop Rock "Take a Titty Out" track. To them I say, relax. Do some yoga, drink some chamomile teas. It's a joke. You see, when the most lyrically deep rapper of all-time, and yes, I'll stand by that claim, does the most lyrically basic track you could think of, the juxtaposition is funny. Come on, you really thought "take a titty out girl, just one is cool" was serious? Relax people, I'm started to become concerned for your health.
For the record, this now means that Lil B's dropped a soul record with 9th Wonder and Aesop's dropped a stripped anthem record in the span of a day. What is the world coming to?